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Will Ehgoetz |
Personal details (the usual rubbish...)
Age 22 yrs, Height: 5'9" Wt: 140lbs. Job: Hostmaster/Registrar and numerous other titles, for Hookup Communications, an ISP located in Toronto, Canada. Registered Player with Inter Morden, looking for international football with the Cybury Gooners.
Previous teams
Arcade Roofing, OSC Cardinals, OSC Nuggets, Inter Morden
Position
Male Dominant, On the field usually midfield or striker, enjoys a floating role similar to Berkamp between strikers and midfield.
Transfer market price tag
A genie, a lamp, 3 beautiful virgins, a few pints of lager and a bag of jelly babies.
Player you think you are
Steve McManaman of Liverpool, I swear that it's not just the youngish good looks and curly hair.
Player other people think you are
(Submission by co-players) A cross between John Aldridge and Vinny Jones. Vinny Jones because never have I seen someone flipped on the pitch before, highly bookable, but funny. John Aldridge because of giving it over 100% and never giving up on the ball. (Not nearly as many goals however)
Favourite moment in football (watching)
Every Saturday morning when I wake up far too early to make tea and breakfast and sit in front of the T.V. to get all the latest updates on Soccer Saturday.
Favourite moment in football (when you were playing)
Scoring 2 break away goals in the same game after being fed perfect through balls. (We still lost, figures...)
Most embarrassing moment (when you were playing)
Second last game before the playoffs I broke down the right wing and fired a screamer at the keeper, the problem was the entire bottom half of my right boot went with it.
Most hated Scum player (ie. Tottenham Hotspur)
All of them, though Teddy's name makes me nauseous.
Most hated Scum player (ie. Internet Hotspur)
Reserve comment for a later date to avoid being a target in EuroNet '96
Nastiest injury
Next to that horrible decapitation I'd have to say minor ankle injuries.
Greatest moment of Cybury career
Not yet achieved. I'm aspiring to linking into the potent midfield and teaming up to give Skeels the perfect through ball to win EuroNet'96.
Football-related claim to fame
I own a football of my very own. I even kick it around sometimes.
Will appearing in a glossy national magazine change your life?
It already has.... since that Playgirl magazine photo someone leaked. No privacy here anymore. Bloody Press....
How many Darren Skeelses are there?
I hear we are unable to comment due to pending paternity cases throughout Europe.
Have you got a home page on the web? If so, what address?
Have you got a homepage on the web? If so what address? Several... hmmmm.... try:http://www.goth.org/absolution/