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Nick Palmer


Personal details (the usual rubbish...)

Born-Bournemouth 10-06-75. Age 20. Height- 6'1" whatever that is in metres. Weight about 75kgs. Not married. Currently one of those bloody bastard students, but looking for employment at the end of June.

Player you think you are

A sort of Juninio Merson combination

Player other people think you are

Erm... best ask them

Favourite moment in football (watching)

Merson charging up in balistic fashion from the center circle just after Man City made it 2-1 at Highbury and whipping in a perfect cross for Hartson to show that we didn't think conceding a goal was very funny.

Favourite moment in football (when you were playing)

For the school team when I was playing right midfield I caught a fortunate ball from about 40 yrds out and spun Karate Kid style and cracked in a superb volley which ended up snuggly in the top corner. It would however be remiss of me not to mention that their keeper was a complete fool and wasn't anywhere near anything at the time. But I was proud of the shot.

Most embarrassing moment (when you were playing)

Missing a total sitter in the Cybury-ALS game.

Most hated Scum player (ie. Tottenham Hotspur)

Tottenham who?

Most hated Scum player (ie. Internet Hotspur)

See above

Nastiest injury

No real bad ones, but I get my fair share of twisted ankles and groin strains.

Greatest moment of Cybury career

So far, just being on the team is great.

Football-related claim to fame

Erm... I play for the Cybury Gooners!

Will appearing in a glossy national magazine change your life?

It's worth a shot.

How many Darren Skeelses are there?

There's only one Darren Skeels, one Darren Skeeles there's only ...

Have you got a home page on the web? If so, what address?

nickplays@cybury/up.the.arse

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