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Neil Cook


Personal details (the usual rubbish...)

Age 26, Height 6 ft 2 inches. Weight 13 st 10 oz Job: Software Engineer Title: Mr (should be Dr in about a month!)

Player you think you are

Paul Merson. No really!

Player other people think you are

Martin Keown

Favourite moment in football (watching)

Beating the Red Scum in 1979 Cup Final. I was only 9 and went running into the garden shouting my head off.

Favourite moment in football (when you were playing)

Half volley from (what seemed like) 2 miles out, which went screaming into the top right hand corner.

Most embarrassing moment (when you were playing)

A backpass that went horribly, horribly wrong.

Most hated Scum player (ie. Tottenham Hotspur)

Sheringham, mainly because he looks and plays like a vicious albino ferret.

Most hated Scum player (ie. Internet Hotspur)

Let you know after Euronet96

Nastiest injury

Persistant kneecap cartilige trouble

Greatest moment of Cybury career

Give me a chance!

Football-related claim to fame

Will appearing in a glossy national magazine change your life?

Have appeared on the front cover of Sports Topiary Monthly, and fame hasn't gone to my head yet.

How many Darren Skeelses are there?

Who?

Have you got a home page on the web? If so, what address?

Yes, I've got two actually. http://www.crg.cs.nott.ac.uk/~nlc is the preferred one. Also contains the world-famous glastonbury festival pages!

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