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Mike Doherty |
Personal details (the usual rubbish...)
Date of birth: 1.4.69. Height 6'. Weight 11st 7lbs. Job: Research Physicist/Systems & Networking Manager (its a bit of both)
Player you think you are
Marco Van Basten (obviously!)
Player other people think you are
Andy Linighan - sometimes inspired, sometimes crap - you just never know.
Favourite moment in football (watching)
Tony Adams score winner against Tottenham (1993 FA Cup Semi) - Donkey Won The Derby!
Favourite moment in football (when you were playing)
Every time I score.
Most embarrassing moment (when you were playing)
Turning up without a shirt for college team trials match and having to borrow my mates West Ham kit - it took a long time to convince them I wasn't an 'ammer. I was also pretty embarrassed by Darren Skeels miss against Rolfe and Nolan.
Most hated Scum player (ie. Tottenham Hotspur)
All of them.
Most hated Scum player (ie. Internet Hotspur)
Fat bloke in midfield.
Nastiest injury
Front tooth knocked out by enthusiastic defender's shin while diving for a header. (All my best injuries came from playing rugby at school and university).
Greatest moment of Cybury career
Getting on the pitch against Internet Hotspur.
Football-related claim to fame
My sister's ex-boyfriend's mate once cut Ian WrightWrightWright's hair.
Will appearing in a glossy national magazine change your life?
Hopefully it will enable me to help the needy, put an end to poverty, bring about world peace and save the planet from environmental destruction. PS It's a vicious rumour I appeared in 'Skeels' World of Boys, Bums and Fags'
How many Darren Skeelses are there?
No answer.
Have you got a home page on the web? If so, what address?
(Yes he does but he didn't give the address for some reason.)