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Mel Melis |
Personal details (the usual rubbish...)
Date Of Birth : 28-3-71. Height : 5'7. Weight : 9st 10. Job : Customer Support Engineer / Part time satirical journalist. Position : Left Midfield / Left Back (co manager). Previous teams : Hatfield Poly, BAe, ALS.
Player you think you are
Cliff Bastin circa 1930.
Player other people think you are
Cliff Bastin circa 1996.
Favourite moment in football (watching)
The Arsenal Crowd applauding the team off the pitch in the 2-2 draw vs Wimbledon at home 1989 (the last home game of the season), the last match of the season was at Anfield.....
Favourite moment in football (when you were playing)
Leading ALS to a crushing 9-1 victory over the Internet Hotspurs.
Most embarrassing moment (when you were playing)
I can't think of anything, other than having the pace of a ox drawn plough which can be quite embarrasing at times.
Most hated Scum player (ie. Tottenham Hotspur)
Teddy Teddywank.
Most hated Scum player (ie. Internet Hotspur)
I cannot hate defenseless puppies. I pity them.
Nastiest injury
A Broken leg, for the Hatfield Polytechnic 4th team October 92.
Greatest moment of Cybury career
My Cameroon like goal celebrations when I jumped on Darren after he scored at Clarence Park. Darren is very comfortable to do a back flip onto, like a big fluffy bed. I think this flip was my best Cybury performance to date.
Football-related claim to fame
Pissing on the centre-spot at Stamford Bridge, aged 4. To this day, grass cannot grow on that patch of turf.
Will appearing in a glossy national magazine change your life?
No, I was already a hero.
How many Darren Skeelses are there?
I refuse to answer this question.
Have you got a home page on the web? If so, what address?
To have a home page is to shackle the burning desire and wild talent which only manifests itself in the heat of battle. Er, no I don't.