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Mark Williams |
Personal details (the usual rubbish...)
Age 23 yrs, height 5' 11", weight 10.5-11 st, job post grad research student.
Player you think you are
Redknapp, Hoddle that can tackle and run, playmaker, midfield maestro.
Player other people think you are
Jensen circa May 1994, Hillier (probable view of Skeels), George Graham (shared nickname), lazy b******, Austin Maestro.
Favourite moment in football (watching)
Linighan's header in '93 final or big tones in '93 semi or Skeels missing from 5 yds (35 yds on a Skeels measure, increment with time)
Favourite moment in football (when you were playing)
Roy-ing one in from 45 yds after clearance from corner - it was still rising when it went in under the bar, or the last minute goal v ALS or turning the ALS defender inside out (third match) whilst running into box or my hat-trick upon my return from injury against internet hotspurs (second match).
Most embarrassing moment (when you were playing)
Being tackled by Judas Melis v ALS, had a touch of Jason Lee, first touch in front of whole hoarde of opposition's girlfriends.
Most hated Scum player (ie. Tottenham Hotspur)
Justin Edinburgh.
Most hated Scum player (ie. Internet Hotspur)
The larey (sp.??) fat, shit one that played in midfield. the one whom i'm going to piss on when we play them next, I hope you're reading this you fat, useless, clumsy twat. (could you insert his name here do you think? cheers)
Nastiest injury
Blimey, is this one especially for me?? Cartilage and cruciate damaged in Nov 95.
Greatest moment of Cybury career
On being asked to 'mark' Judas Melis in ALS match by Zorro King. Replying 'what for'. Coneman wasn't happy. Megging Zorro loads in training at Finsbury Park much to his amusement.
Football-related claim to fame
Err.......I know Darren Skeels, I know who Rip Roar is and I know Pete Northcott who knows..........bugger me! Everyone, especially if they're Andy Hinchcliffe.
Will appearing in a glossy national magazine change your life?
I bloody didn't!
How many Darren Skeelses are there?
Jason Lee, Chapman (at arsenal), McGoldrick, Jeff Astle (1970) - so that's five.
Have you got a home page on the web? If so, what address?
Nope.