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Mark King |
Personal details (the usual rubbish...)
Age: 31. Height: 5"11. Weight: 11 stone. Job: Logistician(!) Favourite hobby: Beaver hunting, preferably with Skeelsy and Melis!
Player you think you are
I think I am Christian Pannucci.
Player other people think you are
They think I'm Lee Dixon.
Favourite moment in football (watching)
Anfield '89 (I was there!)
Favourite moment in football (when you were playing)
Winning a couple of Sunday league cups and being player/co-manager of Cybury. Mouthing opposition players.
Most embarrassing moment (when you were playing)
On the line, defending a corner, a shot came in, not much power, but sneaking in at the post, easy enough for me to clear it, if only my standing foot hadn't have been standing on the laces of my kicking foot! Result: a goal and me on my arse!
Most hated Scum player (ie. Tottenham Hotspur)
All of them are wankers, but particularly Sheringham.
Most hated Scum player (ie. Internet Hotspur)
All of them are wankers too, but the fat bastard with the pony tail has the edge!
Nastiest injury
Damaged ankle ligaments several times. Left thumb has been dislocated so many times it now pops out and back in again with alarming regularity. Had to shave less than 3 days before a game once!
Greatest moment of Cybury career
Beating the Spawn of Satan 2-0.
Football-related claim to fame
Co-manager of Cybury. And I know Pete Northcott.
Will appearing in a glossy national magazine change your life?
Well it never did when I was a regular in Rustler, so why should it now?
How many Darren Skeelses are there?
Only one, thank Gawd!
Have you got a home page on the web? If so, what address?
handsome@charming.witty.geezer