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Keith Vince |
Personal details (the usual rubbish...)
26 years old, 5'8" high, 10 stone. I am a broadcast engineer at the BBC, and I work for News and Current Affairs.
Player you think you are
I'm a left back so I would like to compare myself with Nigel Winterburn, Stuart Pearce, Graham Le Saux , etc...
Player other people think you are
... but I probably play more like Morrow.
Favourite moment in football (watching)
Luigi Ferrara Stadium, Genoa (although I wasn't there): Seaman saves Lombardo penalty.
Favourite moment in football (when you were playing)
All 90 at St Albans City, 19th November 1995.
Most embarrassing moment (when you were playing)
Whilst playing for the BBC against Ealing Association on a park pitch about five years ago. Their midfielder got to the by-line. I slid in to concede the corner. The brown stain along my leg wasn't mud, but a fresh steamy dog-turd. I minded the near post for the corner: no wonder I had nobody to mark. I tried to wipe some of the offending poo off with some dried out leaves, and as I picked up a handful of them I found that they were concealing some stinging nettles. OUCH. Then, probably worst of all, after the game I went into the shower, and there was NO HOT WATER AND IT WAS FUCKING DECEMBER! Not a good day.
Most hated Scum player (ie. Tottenham Hotspur)
Gary Mabbutt: He's a diabetic you know (yawn).
Most hated Scum player (ie. Internet Hotspur)
That mad bloke who kept wanting to punch 'little Coney'.
Nastiest injury
Nothing too serious, but I suffer from chronic dodgy knees. They tend to lock occasionally.
Greatest moment of Cybury career
Goading the SCUM after the Cybury - I.Hotspur match.
Football-related claim to fame
Went to a recording of FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE and found Statto had been replaced by David Seaman. Sorry, that's a bit crap.
Will appearing in a glossy national magazine change your life?
No, I think I can handle it.
How many Darren Skeelses are there?
One too many.
Have you got a home page on the web? If so, what address?
No.