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James Cooper |
Personal details (the usual rubbish...)
Date of birth 8.3.72. Height 6.1 (ish I think). Weight 11 stone (yep that makes me rake like). Marketing Assistant for world famous ISP Direct Connection. Usual rubbish - lots of beer cans, couple of pizza boxes and the odd Indian.
Player you think you are
Ossie Ardilles in Escape to Victory (ie not in scum shirt)
Player other people think you are
Glen Helder but without the pace.
Favourite moment in football (watching)
We won the league, we won the league, we won the league on Merseyside. No matter how good the scallies are or were you just can't live something like that down.
Favourite moment in football (when you were playing)
Scoring a left foot volley from a throw in, in my first ever proper match at school aged around 10 (and playing for the under twelves!!)
Most embarrassing moment (when you were playing)
Not applicable. How dare you.
Most hated Scum player (ie. Tottenham Hotspur)
Teddy wankshit.
Most hated Scum player (ie. Internet Hotspur)
They all pale into insignificance (and I've never actually seen them)
Nastiest injury
Broken elbow the day before my first final. 'It's the dictating chair for you laddie!' ( but proved useful excuse in several areas)
Greatest moment of Cybury career
Just being on the same pitch as Skeelsy, not too mention the same team, and getting a pass from him ( sorry I retract, I was getting a little carried away - of course I wasn't that lucky)
Football-related claim to fame
Playing in the same side as Mick Hucknall. Fat bastard no talent and a big gob. His mate was nails though.
Will appearing in a glossy national magazine change your life?
Appearing in 'women only' and 'stud' doesn't seem to have affected me too badly.
How many Darren Skeelses are there?
One. Thank the lord.
Have you got a home page on the web? If so, what address?
http://www.staff.dircon.net/coops