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Darren Skeels |
Personal details (the usual rubbish...)
Date of birth 09.03.71. Lives Letchworth, Herts. Height 5'9. Weight 11st 2lbs. Job: Networking Products Manager, Unipalm PIPEX. Admitable Nicknames: No, Fags, Birds & Booze, Vinnie.
Player you think you are
Supporting Striker role/Midfielder. Have been known to play a full back role as well in the past. Crap in a central position in Midfield or Defence. Fairly close control. Occasionally dodgy shooting, weight of numbers usually means I will score eventually. Comfortable passing ability. Not an easy player to play with though.
Player other people think you are
(See every other profile on this site!)
Favourite moment in football (watching)
Has to be Micky Thomas in 89.
Favourite moment in football (when you were playing)
Any goal I have scored although the two against the scum were particularly special.
Most embarrassing moment (when you were playing)
So many to choose from. Main one, boasting about how good a keeper I was before going in goal for a 9-0 hammering with 8 of the goals my fault. General ball dropping, shots under the body, going down in installments type stuff.
Most hated Scum player (ie. Tottenham Hotspur)
Teddy Wank.
Most hated Scum player (ie. Internet Hotspur)
Matey who looks like Teddy Wank, for that reason only. Probably a nice bloke underneath.
Nastiest injury
Knee Ligaments - Op needed. Ankle Ligaments - 6 week lay off.
Greatest moment of Cybury career
Two goals against the Scum.
Football-related claim to fame
4 England squad in my kitchin drinking tea in mid seventies. Also possible most embarrassing moment on Emlyn Hughes' shoulders.
Will appearing in a glossy national magazine change your life?
Absolutely not.
How many Darren Skeelses are there?
Only one.
Have you got a home page on the web? If so, what address?
Not yet. But Future Publishing are working on it.