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Chris Ingles |
Personal details (the usual rubbish...)
Age: old git between the posts. Date of birth: 8.9.59. Age: 37! Height: short arse at 5'7. Weight: too bloody heavy for my size. Job: Gaol Keeper.
Player you think you are
Dave Seaman in his twilight years.
Player other people think you are
Well I leave that to them.
Favourite moment in football (watching)
1971 win over Scum at White Hart Lane.
Favourite moment in football (when you were playing)
Scoring against Man Utd Supporters Club.
Most embarrassing moment (when you were playing)
Tackle hanging out after a tackle.
Most hated Scum player (ie. Tottenham Hotspur)
Edinburgh is looks and acts like a twat.
Most hated Scum player (ie. Internet Hotspur)
Do they actually have players, I thought the team was full of pansies.
Nastiest injury
Haemorrhage to the eye causing temporary blindness in one eye for 3 months, some say I never recovered.
Greatest moment of Cybury career
Keeping a clean sheet against the Interscum.
Football-related claim to fame
Offered a trial at the Scum when I was 12.
Will appearing in a glossy national magazine change your life?
No, been there and done it before and got the T-shirt.
How many Darren Skeelses are there?
Too bloody many.
Have you got a home page on the web? If so, what address?
Nope.